NightSoul
Warrant Officer
Posts: 79
Location: Glasgow
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Barnacle Bill the Sailor
------ BARNACLE BILL, THE SAILOR ------
"Who's that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door?"
Said the fair young maiden
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"It's only me from over the sea"
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor
"My ass it tight, my temper's raw"
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor
"I'm so wound up I'm afraid to stop
I'm looking for meat or I'm gonna pop
A rag, a bone with a cherry on top"
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor
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"I'll come down and let you in
I'll come down and let you in
I'll come down and let you in"
Said the fair young maiden
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"Well hurry before I bust the door"
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor
"I'm hard to windward and hard a-lee"
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor
"I've newly come upon the shore
And this is what I'm looking for
A jade, a maid, or even a whore"
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor
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"Oh your whiskers s e my cheeks
Oh your whiskers se my cheeks
Oh your whiskers se my cheeks"
Said the fair young maiden
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"I'm dirty and lousy and full of fleas"
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor
"I'll stick my mast in whomever I please"
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor
"My flowing whiskers give me class
The sea horses eat them instead of grass
If they hurt your cheeks, they'll tickle your ass"
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor
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"Tell me that we'll soon be wed
Tell me that we'll soon be wed
Tell me that we'll soon be wed"
Said the fair young maiden
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"You foolish girl, it's nothing but sport"
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor
"I've got me a wife in every port"
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor
"Off I go on another tack
To give some other fair maid a crack
But keep it oiled till I come back"
Said
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!Keep It Real, Keep It Happy, Keep It Hardcore!
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21-02-02 17:47:37
